Forced out of the Chelsea by gentrification? Looking for the perfect gift for the yuppies who are taking over your apartment? Well, look no further. Now available on e-bay is this silver spoon with the words "Hotel Chelsea" engraved on them. Little Ashley or Jenna or whatever they're calling their kids these days -- is sure to love it. Best of all, its a double-edge spoon: don't these yuppies realize that, growing up in the Chelsea, little Jenna is bound to become a heavily tattooed, drug-addicted performance artist? Maybe they can sell the spoon to pay for Ashley's psychiatric care. Or better yet, Ashley can use it to cook up her heroin.
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