Glennon, Myspace Friends Are Forever!

Glennon finally got a clue and took his Myspace page down. But just because Glennon wouldn't be our friend on myspace doesn't mean that his friends don't want to be our friends. Quite the contrary they have much to tell us about Glennon and his various peccadilloes.  One of Glennon's friends shot us an e-mail to let us know that Glennon is engaged to be married in June 2008. Congratulations Glennon!  (Surely the bride-to-be wasn't embarrassed by that eurotrashbeachbum Myspace page!)  Here's a link to the registry if you want to buy a gift.  We noticed that the couple wants some bar ware items.  From the pictures we’ve seen they're gonna need those high ball glasses for when those party animals Richard Born and Ira Drukier come to visit. But surely you can come up with some better gift suggestions on your own.  Or just send lawyers, guns and money!