A tipster writes in to report that David Elder's twin made an appearance at the Chelsea last evening and Elder himself was none too pleased. He tried to bar his long lost relation from entering the ballroom. When he came face-to-face with his doppleganger -- a reflection of his guilty conscience --he fled in terror to cower in the inner sanctum of his office. You can run Elder, but you can't hide. The truth will follow you to your grave. The tipster even sent along some photos for our enjoyment.
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